PUNK GURL ([info]benjislover16) wrote,
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed [info]stpaulsicecream's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I bought porn for [info]frankxcake (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1045 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
benjislover16

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